The object shimmered.

To Cross, it looked like a cylindrical fabric of reality: a Wave-Scroll.

The impossibly textured parchment continually unfurled and re-furled itself, displaying text that shifted between known languages and impossible, fourth-dimensional glyphs.

On its flickering surface, the Wave-Scroll displayed a list of contents like cosmic law:

Two complete web novels, one ebook, two read-alongs, a pair of Lorebooks...

… and a total value of a ludicrous $109.96.

Celestial light filters down from the description, and the soft sound of singing echoes from flickering images and fixed lines of text that read:

Michael Martin's

VAUDEVERSE SAGA
Act I: Starter Pack

$109.96

$27

Michael Martin's

VAUDEVERSE SAGA
Act I: Starter Pack

$109.96

$27

The price was its protective seal, but the contents were Cross's demise.

It pulsed with a deadly, quiet certainty, signaling the beginning of the end of his story.

“Annihilation,” Cross whispered, clenching his fists until his ruach crackled.

It wasn’t the agonizing, painful fading of Second Death—this was far worse. This was the tidy, clean erasure of a resolved character arc.

He raised his weapon, a revolver known as the Peacemaker, ready to obliterate the artifact before its logic could devour him.

“Oh, for heaven’s sake, don’t.”

The voice, calm and utterly exasperated, belonged to The Raven.

She materialized in a swirl of dark angelic feathers as she sauntered toward the anomaly. “You’re about to destroy the most critical piece of cosmic architecture we have, just because you think it’s a glorified Master-brand suicide bomb.”

The Raven circled the shimmering package. “It’s a collapsed wave function, Cross. All of Act I—Burn in Hades, Plot Device, the whole miserable, beautiful arc—it’s resolved here. Perfect, finite, and complete.”

She tapped the scroll with a long, elegant finger. “If you read the full contents, your conscious Ruach instantly perceives its own pre-written narrative. You become a Lorebook entry with no purpose left to fulfill. Total, clean Annihilation. It’s the ultimate narrative trap laid by The Author.”

“Then I have to burn it!” Cross said. “It’s a poison calabash for the Vaudeverse saga! We will not be a resolved plot!”

A sound like a thousand velvet curtains being opened simultaneously announced the arrival of Michael Martin, the author.

He was immaculate, a floating arbiter in a coat tailored from starlight and tweed. He held a small, glowing plot device and gave a delighted, casual wave.

“Actually, that’s where the fun begins,” he said, fluttering down between them. “It’s not a poison calabash for you. It’s a gateway for the uninitiated.”

Michael ran a hand over the Wave-Scroll. “This is a Vaudeverse Saga Act I: Starter Pack. It’s a perfect, resolved little box of story. And on the other side of this fourth wall—this $27 price seal—sits a new reader.”

He leaned in, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. “They’ve never seen my version of the Underworld. They have no idea what a Ruach even is. And they definitely don’t know the difference between Second Death and Annihilation. They haven’t felt your heartache, Cross. They’re standing at the threshold, full of curiosity, and they are the only person who can safely interact with this artifact.”

Cross finally lowered his Peacemaker, his expression a storm of confusion and dawning, terrifying realization. “The price… the Starter Pack… It’s not a narrative end. It’s an invitation.”

“Precisely!” Michael said. “It’s their first, affordable, consequence-free step across the threshold into my private community, the Vaudrium. If they fall in love with the stories and the people, they open the door for Act II. They generate the curiosity and the momentum that keep the Vaudeverse saga from fading out forever. Your continuation, Cross, is dependent on their first real adventure.”

Cross stared at the shimmering Wave-Scroll, then slowly, deliberately, turned his head.

He didn’t look at The Raven or Michael.

He looked directly out of your screen, past the lines of text, into the eyes of the person reading this right now.

His voice, ragged and urgent, cut through the fourth wall.

“You. The one reading this. The one on the other side of the $27 seal. My story, my fate… It’s all in this package. Burn in Hades. Plot Device. The read-alongs. The Lorebooks. The secrets of the Vaudeverse saga that keep this reality from dissolving.”

He held out his hand, reaching past the dimensions.

“Don’t let my story end here. The Raven says you have the power to collapse this wave function into something new and save us all from being a finished product. You want an adventure? You want to know what happens in Act II? The first step is right here.”

“Take it.”

What You Get with The Vaudeverse Saga Act I: Starter Pack...

Your First Step Across The Fourth Wall.

$27—One-Time Purchase. No Subscription. No Auto-Renew.

Not everyone who voyages is on the same Hero’s journey.

Some of us cross the threshold.

Some of us test the waters.

Both ways are valid.

So, if you’ve never read the Vaudeverse before, that’s perfect.

Every character arc starts with Act I.

And your adventure starts with this audacious horde:

THE BURN IN HADES COMPLETE SET

(Total Value: $54.98)

Burn in Hades (10th Anniversary Edition) eBook: The complete ebook that set the fantasy world ablaze a decade ago. ($19.99 value).

Burn In Hades Read-Along: The complete web novel, chapters delivered daily. (This is usually a $25-$50/month members-only subscription as part of the Explorer/Voyager tiers, but you get it here, full stop.)

Burn In Hades Lorebook: Entries provide additional but nonessential information about topics of interest in the world of Burn In Hades ($9.99 value)

THE PLOT DEVICE COMPLETE COMPANION SET

(Total Value: $54.98 )

Plot Device: A Burn In Hades Companion Web Novel: A story that mind-bends the rules of reality and storytelling. ($19.99 Value).

Plot Device Read-Along: Chapters delivered daily (Another $25-$50/month subscription you’re getting on the house.)

Plot Device Lorebook: Dive into the quirky intricacies of the Vaudeverse itself. ($9.99 Value).

Total value: a ludicrous $109.96.

All yours for just...
27 bucks
.
No expiry.

Meet Michael Martin,
Your Host & Infinity Principal

I never set out to be a writer. “Published author” was never on my roadmap.

My life used to be a whirlwind of technical and engineering pursuits. I even worked on cruise ships for four years, which is the epitome of being a “professional fun-haver.” It was a cool gig, but there was a story brewing in my head that wouldn’t stay quiet.

The idea for this series of fantasy novels popped into my head waaaaaaayyyyy back in 2004, a full five years before I finally started working on it.

And now I have this soul-deep, can’t-sleep, gotta-get-it-out-or-I’ll-literally-combust need to bring this sprawling, fantastical saga to life.

It turns out writing isn’t just a passion for me; It’s my wonderfully unhinged life mission. It’s how I maintain my sanity and do work that feels genuine and exhilarating.

For me, creativity is a lifeline. When I’m not actively creating, I can feel a part of myself start to wither. And after decades of working in career fields that crushed my creative spirit, I realized that creative expression is as essential to me as breathing.

But I’m not some literary genius churning out trendy tropes. I’m a self-proclaimed “professional fun-haver” who’s building a world that demands to be written.

Your Ideal Entry Point into the Vaudeverse Saga

The Vaudeverse Saga is the series title for a set of fantasy novels by me, Michael Martin.

And I’m warning you now … forget everything you think you know about fantasy.

Seriously, grab that rulebook you’ve been clinging to, set it on fire, and then use the ashes to draw a map to your next adventure.

Because the Vaudeverse Saga isn’t your average series. It’s a brazen act of creative defiance.

I don’t write these stories for the masses, and frankly, I don’t write for average people.

I write for you—the person who craves a genre-bending, brain-tickling vibe that’s less of a tidy package and more of a captivating, exhilarating ride.

You’re about to be plunged into a high-octane adventure bursting with magic and mind-bending concepts.

We’re talking about intricate, plot-driven stories with a whirlwind of events and shocking twists that will keep you guessing.

You’ll follow courageous, complex characters who are driven by conflicting motivations and a willingness to make sacrifices.

And while they do get their hands dirty with a whole lot of brutal action in blockbuster set-pieces, my characters aren’t just punching their way to the resolution.

I mean, let’s be real … they do be doing that sometimes.

But their journeys are also grounded in a raw, emotional sincerity. Among the epic battles, you’ll also explore the quiet, vulnerable moments as you watch these noble heroes find compassion and earnestness, even when darkness threatens to consume everything.

The series offers glimpses of hopefulness as heroes triumph over evil, proving that hope can shine even in the most shadowed corners.

However, it doesn’t shy away from ambiguity or morally gray characters who challenge our ideas of right and wrong.

This saga is a vibrant, off-kilter world built on monumental ideas and bizarre twists. It’s a universe where indifferent deities watch over mortals and cosmic horror lurks just around the corner, waiting to make you question everything you thought you knew.

Vaudeverse is a world where the ancient ancestor of all monsters might just be found sharing secrets with the nine-year-old daughter of a Great Goddess …

Where “interconnected” doesn’t just mean character cameos—it means extinction-level events and grand team-ups woven into a saga of cosmic proportions.

You’ll venture through fantastical realms so vividly described that you’ll swear you’ve smelled the sulfur and felt the dense, crackling air. You’ll encounter outlandish animalistic monsters and biblically accurate angels, all while finding solace in the company of adorable pets and the cozy, mundane comfort of a bakery that sits at the center of the universe.

This is a world designed to pleasantly surprise you, challenge you, and draw you deeper into its wondrous mysteries, because a good story should make you think.

Oh, my friend … This is a mood.

A whole glorious, genre-bending, brain-tickling, monster-punching, bakery-frequenting vibe.

This is an invitation to a transformative experience designed to challenge your perceptions and leave you with a profound intellectual and emotional impact.

These stories are born from a place of personal truth and creative risk, rejecting mainstream trends and algorithmic approvals to offer something genuinely original and uncategorizable.

I know that’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

But I never compromise on my integrity or vision. I write with intention, choosing meaning over ease and depth over noise. It’s an act of quiet rebellion.

I believe stories are more than products. They’re a portal to something authentic and resonant. Storytelling is the soul of culture, and I inject my soul into every word.

Sometimes my stories even feel less like something I’m inventing and more like a memory of events that already happened, and it’s my job to get it all down before it’s lost to the aether.

Ultimately, I call myself a “professional fun-haver” because that’s what spending time in the Vaudeverse feels like.

It’s a joy, a privilege, and a wild ride, and I’m so incredibly glad you’re here to share it with me. I hope you love these stories as much as I enjoy writing them.

So, if you’re ready to step into a world where the weird is celebrated and the boundaries are blurred, if you’re ready for a shared adventure with a community that’s a sanctuary from digital noise, then hold on tight.

The stakes are high, the action is non-stop, and the emotions hit hard.

Congratulations, you’ve just stumbled upon your next rabbit hole.

Here's all the Nitty Gritty details you could possibly wonder...

BURN IN HADES

(10th Anniversary Edition)

A decade ago, Burn In Hades set the fantasy genre ablaze with its wild blend of mythologies and unforgettable journey through the Underworld.

To mark ten years of this wild, soul-flaying ride, the brand-new Anniversary Edition is here, packed with exciting new enhancements.

Join us in celebrating this milestone and dive into the fiery chaos, because this is Burn In Hades like you’ve never experienced before.

Story Description

Flames writhe in the sky, whispering riddles. A dead man’s memories blaze brighter than his soul.

Cross, The Man Who Remembers, bears a festering bullet wound that throbs like a heartbeat when danger approaches, a remnant of his death as a former enslaved African in the American Old West. In a wild blend of Greek, Mayan, and African mythologies—an Underworld where time frays like a drunken deity’s fever dream and the blazing skies shift from red to black—he becomes the target of spirits yearning for the vibrant life he remembers.

Cross treks toward the stunning walled islands of Paradise to drink from the river Lethe, seeking to bury his haunted past. He’s guiding Cottontail, an ancient goddess trapped in the delicate form of a nine-year-old girl. But when a primal deity snatches her away, Cross teams up with the Raven, a stoic fallen angel sporting a trickster’s grin, to outsmart squalls, hodders, and the damned to retrieve divine chattel—relics imbued with god-slaying power. Diamond Tooth, his former demon partner, relentlessly pursues him, her century-long leash fueling a vendetta that makes his wound flare with every taunt.

If Cross can’t breach Paradise, Cottontail’s eternal spirit will confront the Underworld’s harshest entity, her ancient wisdom twisted in evil hands. Demons, devils, and the damned will hunt him forever or until they flay his memories from his soul. Despite this, his unwavering spirit fuels his fight. However, the waters of Lethe hold a frightening power, potentially washing away not just his torment; they could also erase the precious moments shared with Cottontail and each defiant victory, lost to a hollow nothingness.

In a realm where courage is a loaded taunt and redemption a perilous wager, Cross might just outwit eternity—or become its most peculiar phantom.

But honestly, don’t just take the word of the guy who concocted this chaos.

Below are the unvarnished ravings of the resilient souls who stared into the abyss for 300,000 words, refused to skim, and emerged from the descent with their minds delightfully scrambled.

These absolute maniacs didn’t just FINISH reading Burn In Hades—they survived a 35-chapter odyssey.

(WARNING: Spoilers ‼️)

It’s rare that I read a book which transports me beyond enjoyment to pure excitement, but Burn in Hades by Michael Martin does just that.

Martin tells a compelling story about a former slave and convict’s journey through the underworld in search of redemption.

In reading Burn in Hades, I was amazed at the depth and breadth of Martin’s vision of the underworld and all its realms, from the ancient Egyptian Duat to an updated version of the Greek Charon to the magical calabash tree of the Mayan Xibalba.

As Cross is tormented with his memories of the life and people he left behind and the confusion around what led to his untimely death, he must also deal with underworld bounty hunters who prize those very rare memories his head contains—including one very special lady con-artist, The Raven, who becomes his mercurial partner and primary adversary.

Through Cross’ initial journey to rid himself of these tormenting memories, then his fight to keep the treasured knowledge those memories guard, he sorts through ideas of trust, forgiveness, and redemption. In the end, he must decide if he can trust The Raven to guide him to lead the resurrection of the dead, or if she has conned him into the ultimate, and final, second death.

I’m not sure if I’m more impressed with Martin’s fully-alive (but dead!) characters, his insightful concepts, his fast-paced storytelling, or his incredibly detailed world building, but what I know for sure is that I thoroughly enjoyed this read and cannot wait for the second book of the series!

—Susan P. Sipal

This is a good book with a message. Yes there is a moral message in it, but it is embedded within the different levels of fantasy with humor and a little mystery too.

Cross is a very lovable character, who learns a thing or two in the journey through the underworld.

A big plus for me was that Michael Martin combined many different religions together and formed an Underworld with all the different “hells” throughout it. He didn’t pick one religion that was the top dog but they each shared a place in the telling of the story.

I am looking forward to see what Cross gets himself into in the next installment.

—Amy_Read to My Heart’s Content

This is not the kind of book you read for a moment of relaxed entertainment. It is epic, complex and even bizarre in a way. It reminded me of David Scott Hays Lucifer Morningstar, which is also quite utopian in the unique approach towards Hell and Heaven. You might want to take your time with reading it just so you dont miss any of the copious amounts of creative ideas flying around. As a reader I would suggest a glossary of words, places and people, because it is easy to lose track of who went where and why and is being eaten by what fantastical animal at this moment in time.

—Cheryl M-M

📝 Author’s Note: Cheryl has a point. Burn In Hades is a monumental, sprawling beast, and it doesn’t hold your hand. But I don’t want you getting eaten by the fauna unless it’s plot-relevant.

So, I’ve put together an incredible Lorebook that reveals the colossal machinery churning beneath the surface. It unlocks exclusive historical context, geographical oddities, and magical mechanics that were simply too dense (or too weird) to cram into the final manuscript.

We’re talking about the origins of ancient artifacts, the forgotten history of specific regions, and the gritty reality of the Underworld’s economy. These aren’t just “fun facts”—they provide the texture and weight that make this world feel authentically lived-in.

It’s a reward for the obsessives who actually pay attention to the details. The best part: It’s included with the purchase of the novel (no extra cost).

Cross has the one thing most coveted by all the spirits of the underworld: his memories of a life before death. Unlike the other wandering souls, he remembers his family and loved ones, how he died and who he is.

There is a bounty on his head for his head and all the memories that come with it. He is hunted by gruesome hunchbacked demons, a fallen angel, ferocious hellhounds and demonic animal-hybrid creatures.

We follow him on his journey through the underworld amiss the eerily mystifying realms of Xilbaba, Vinsuale and Amenthes, among countless more. However, there is more to this book than what is written on the back cover.

Burn in Hades is not simply a novel about `The Man Who Remembers’ seeking a normal afterlife on his quest to erase his memories in the river of Paradise. That is only half the story.

Burn in Hades is written from the point of view of three characters: Cross – an unforgiving soul who died in the late nineteenth century; Raven – a stoic fallen angel with rapturous black wings, neither at peace among the demons or among the blessed; and Diamond Tooth – the beautiful and deadly demon of pain and suffering. All three wish to escape the underworld and seek a rare astrolabe that will unlock the gate that leads to the realm of the living…but they have no idea they need each other to complete their goal.

Michael Martin links the underworlds of different cultures, creating `realms’ within his layered hell, as a multi-cultural and modern salute to Dante’s Inferno. He writes with an enthusiasm for detail. His descriptive passages and fast-paced style certainly keep the story moving, but can at times leave you out of breath. At certain points in the novel, I found myself asking, “Wait, where am I?” and just when I thought certain characters had accomplished one task, Martin switches the plotline to something more dynamic, as if the characters realized what they wanted was not enough.

—Faye T. Knight

Fantasy novels? Featuring the Greek Underworld? Oh my god must read

—Michaela

Kind of an odd book but I really enjoyed it. A story of a man’s attempt find redemption in Hades (Hell), and not in the way one might expect. I think it is really worth a read, funny, sad and just a little uplifting (not too much though).

—Brian

Naming his protagonist “Cross” in a novel about Hades is definitely a tease. And given that his path remains a rocky road, the ever-stubborn Cross hasn’t experienced much personal growth along the way, leaving Salvation an ever-distant goal. Cross is in Hell, but whose

Hell is it, and by whose definition. Is it Dante’s? Is it someone else’s perception? Or is it truly Cross’ own interpretation that has created the habitat that he shares with others? We find Cross about to undertake a selfless mission — rescuing his neighbor, who has been eaten, perhaps, by something that travels underground.

Along the way, Cross has several adventures, meets some lovely ladies, and continues to mull breaking into Heaven. We meet characters from his past, and characters from other religions, some hindering, some helping him to meet his goal, as Cross continues blithely on in his quest. Layer upon layer of ambiguity and puzzles confound us probably more than they do Cross. After all, this becomes our journey as well.

Even if Cross hasn’t learned anything by the end of his journey, that can’t be said for the rest of us. Cross suffers so that we may learn.

I’m looking forward to the next two installments, but will have to dive in again to see if I can pick up anything else as I re-read. Like every great book, there’s always a different perspective, and who is to say what is right? It was a pleasure to find a first time author who had obviously developed a world, a backstory, and an editor. Kudos.

—Laurie Davis

Michael Martin takes his reader into an epic journey with Cross through Hades, hell, underworld or similar concepts come into mind: Burn in Hades. Michael Martin is an author of fantasy who believes magic should always be magical because it’s, well, magic. It’s Martin Jr. first book in The Life After Death Trilogy.

Martin combines names and ideas about devils, demons, torture, first and second death, Charon, punishment to create his version of hell. Cross never forgives because he never forgets. He is the only one that remembers. Glimpses of his earthly – sinful – life as Charles Hill are interwoven in his journey to reach the last Toran and climb up to paradise.

Cross didn’t drink from the river Lethe which causes complete forgetfulness. Not that he’s not haunted by evil spirits trying to hinder him from reaching his goal and steal memories. Paradise is guarded by a great wall that annihilates any soul that gets too close. No member of the damned has ever broken in. Creatures like gimlets, squals, Nothings cannot be trusted.

The storyline is full of skulls, death, evil and unworthy friends. From the Egyptian Duat to an updated version of the Greek Charon to the magical calabash tree of the Mayan Xibalba. It’s the right place to throw “what the hell’s” and “who the hell” into conversations.

Cross (Charles Hill), as well as other souls named Ms Blankface, The Raven, Clem Balfour (Tivoli) all are described in detail. Avoiding explicit Christian, Muslim, Jewish or pagan beliefs, it’s the last Toran (Torah meets Qur’an) they’re looking for. Objects are weapons and kind of money. Of course there are weapons, but mostly without any damage at all. Second death has to be a special occassion. Praying is done to The Great Goddess. Only once in the book God is mentioned, maybe an editorial mistake. The regions in the underworld are worked out on a great map. It’s the fantasy aspect that keeps the reader entertained and engaged. Will Cross be the one to open up the way to paradise?

—Henk-Jan van der Klis
Was thinking about Burn in Hades just the other day. It’s such a powerful book, it stays with me.

—Susan P. Sipal (about a year after the first read-through.)

Celebrate a Decade of
Burn In Hades
with This Special 10th Anniversary Edition, Featuring:

The Author’s Preferred Text

Experience the story as I, the author, always envisioned it—revised and expanded to make the adventure meatier, juicier, and Fantasy-er.

A Brand-New Lorebook

Venture into the scorched depths of Cross’s underworld with the Burn In Hades lorebook.

This gritty compendium reveals the demons, cursed relics, and twisted hellhounds lurking in a realm of fire and betrayal.

With detailed (and spoiler-free!) character histories, bleak settings, and world-building that oozes danger, it’s a nonessential yet gripping peek into the dark stakes of the novel—perfect for those who thrive on the edge of damnation.

Director’s Commentary (aka Author Notes)

Get unprecedented access to the scaffolding of the novel with my Director’s Commentary (aka Author Notes).

In the dedicated threads for each chapter, I’m pulling back the curtain to reveal the why behind the what.

I’m sharing the creative headaches, the scenes that were mercilessly cut, and the hidden foreshadowing you almost certainly missed on the first pass.

This is your chance to see the narrative gears turning and understand the deliberate, sometimes maniacal choices that shaped the Underworld.

It turns a standard reading experience into a masterclass in storytelling that you can’t get anywhere else.

Two All-New Bonus Chapters

Uncover fresh secrets with two brand-new bonus chapters that expand the world and deepen the mystery.

And the journey doesn’t stop with the book! You’re invited to join me, the author, for an exclusive read-along experience in my private community, The Vaudrium, where we’ll explore the depths of the Underworld together!

PLOT DEVICE

(A Burn In Hades companion web novel)

Story Description

As Michael Martin, a scribe of Vaudeverse, abducts you and a group of strangers to a clandestine library full of towering bookcases, you find yourself drawn into a conversation about what aspects of a story would cause you to cancel a first date.

But what begins as a casual exchange quickly takes a thrilling turn as Michael unveils a secret piece of technology that can transport you into the reality of stories.

With the fate of fictional worlds hanging in the balance, you embark on an epic quest to save stories from extinction and unravel the mysteries of Vaudeverse—the realm where imagination comes to life.

But when Calliope and her team of hyperagents stand in your way, you realize that not everyone wants stories to survive. Some even aim to control the narrative and reality itself.

You and Michael must navigate the challenges of a world where imagination comes to life, while Calliope and her team pose a formidable obstacle to your mission to save stories from extinction.

Calliope and the hyperagents are relentless in their pursuit, threatening to erase Michael’s mind, turning him into another mindless hyperagent.

The plot device malfunctions, trapping you in a dangerous reality Michael inadvertently created, and villains from other stories escape into the real world, adding to the chaos and increasing the danger.

But if you and Michael cannot defeat Calliope and the hyperagents, creativity will plunge into a death spiral, leaving nothing but a void of stagnation, where stories go extinct faster than they are created.

👀 Yes, your eyes did not deceive you.

The blurb dares to mention me—Michael Martin, the author—in the third person because, yes, I’m guilty.

I committed the ultimate literary crime: I self-inserted an alter-ego version of myself as a character in the story.

Unforgivable! The sheer arrogance! I know, I know. It’s a wildly Michael move, but who says an author can’t be a minor plot device?

“Reddit commenters,” you say.

Oh, you mean, the internet’s professional outrage-artists…

Look, if Stephen King gets to show up and buy a beer in his own universe, I get to show up and complicate the narrative. The only thing more arrogant than self-insertion is pretending I’m sorry about it.

But here’s the thing: I haven’t crowned myself the Gary-Stu-ish hero of Plot Device! Oh, no. I’m just there to poke fun at myself and get things rolling. I knew I would get roasted for the self-insertion, so I made sure the self-insertion was worth the roast. Because I don’t take myself too seriously.

And I hope you don’t either. Because the true protagonist of Plot Device is you. Yes, you.

The entire Reddit-disapproved narrative is written in the second person, making you the core of the chaos.

We don’t just break the fourth wall, we invite you to live in it.

Unthinkable literary treason, right?

Can’t say I never told ya so. I’ve been warning you from the very beginning that this saga was unconventional.

Speaking of beginnings … Plot Device was intentionally engineered from its very atoms up to exist as a web novel experience—a format that allows for all its quirky narrative tricks and fourth-wall shattering madness.

That means it will never, ever be turned into an ebook or, heaven forbid, a respectable block of printed paper you could accidentally spill tea on.

It’s a nonconformist text that only lives inside our private fortress, The Vaudrium—because some secrets are just too astounding for the general public. You simply won’t find this singular weirdness anywhere else.

Now, here’s where the vastness of the Vaudeverse plot structure comes into play: Plot Device is a stand-alone story (you can read it without getting lost, I promise!), but its storyline runs deliciously parallel to the events of Burn In Hades.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to read both, but trust me, when these two separate worlds actually crash into each other in moments so mind-bending, you’ll realize just how intricately crafted and sweeping this whole saga really is.

It’s a dual narrative packed with shocking twists!

And that’s why I’ve since retired Plot Device to my private community, The Vaudrium, which is now the only place it’s available.

You have to join the madness to get the lore. No shortcuts to understanding true absurdity.

Come join the club of astounding rebels if you want to know all the secrets and get all the inside jokes.

You also get an exclusive members-only Lorebook

Dive into the wild multiversal chaos of Vaudeverse with the Plot Device lorebook.

This guide unravels the Vaudrium’s eccentric scribes, the hypergents’ reality-warping tech, and a multiverse-hopping “plot device” that ties it all together.

Packed with character backstories, cosmic settings, and bizarre creatures, it’s a fourth-wall-smashing companion to Michael Martin’s tales—optional, but oh-so-addictive for readers ready to play a part in the story.

Resist the Binge: The Chapter-a-Day Ritual

I’ve organized a little escapade deep within the bowels of my private clubhouse, The Vaudrium.

We’re calling it a Chapter-a-Day Read-Along.

The concept is deceptively simple: you commit to reading one chapter a day.

That’s it.

Now, here is where it gets tricky…

The second you cross the threshold, I’m handing you the keys to the kingdom—a download of the entire ebook (epub format).

So, technically? Yes. You could absolutely cheat. You could embrace your inner voracious glutton, binge the whole manuscript at 3:00 AM, and sabotage the pacing I’ve meticulously crafted for you.

But I am begging you to resist that urge.

Don’t rob yourself of the exquisite tension.

Trust the process. I’ve prepared a specific, tantalizing rhythm for this experience, complete with updates, resources, and a space for us to lose our collective minds together.

We're talkin'...

Dedicated Channels: Your Anti-Social Sanctuary

Step into the Vaudrium’s members-only quarters (hosted on Heartbeat, because we have standards).

This isn’t some chaotic, algorithm-infested social media feed; it is a curated fortress built explicitly for the Burn In Hades voyage.

You’ll be marching alongside a cohort of fellow eccentrics, navigating the story at the exact same tempo.

It’s the ideal environment to scream into the void about plot twists, construct wild conspiracy theories, and react in real-time—all without the terror of stumbling upon a spoiler from some speed-reader who is ten chapters ahead.

You aren’t just reading a book in solitary confinement; you’re entering a room where everyone speaks your peculiar language.

Discussion Questions: Let’s Start a Riot

Let’s be clear: This is not a lecture. I am not your English teacher, and there will be no quizzes.

This is a conversation. A brawl. A moot.

Every chapter concludes with tailored discussion questions designed to spark debate, wild speculation, and spicy hot takes.

And don’t think I’m just watching from an ivory tower—I’ll be right there in the mud with you. I plan to ask the uncomfortable questions about morality, dissect character motivations, and challenge you on what you would have done in the hero’s battered shoes.

This is your chance to grill the author, defend the indefensible, and bond with other readers who are just as invested in this outlandish mess as you are.

Think you’re late to the Party? Psh. No Such Thing.

I know what’s rattling around in that brain of yours. You’ve seen my emails, maybe glimpsed the captivating energy in The Vaudrium, and now the little voice of societal pressure—the one that insists you must follow a rigid schedule—is screaming:

“The read-alongs have already started! I’m way behind! I’ll open the discussion and instantly have the entire sprawling saga ruined by a rogue spoiler!”

If you really thought I’d design a world this unconventional and then force you to abide by some boring, linear, mainstream schedule, I’ve got GOOD news for you…

You’re neither late nor early. You’ve arrived precisely when I wanted you to, Gandalf.

My automated tech works behind the scenes to ensure you are only matched with other readers who have completed as much of the story as you have.

This means most comments and posts won’t contain significant spoilers.

See, no author designs a reading experience the way I do.

I’ve made sure that if you feel the urge, you can hop on this narrative train right now. Tomorrow. Next week. When you wake up at 3 AM with a craving for your Vaudeverse fix. It doesn’t matter.

This read-along is purposely evergreen.

I design stories to appeal deeply, rather than broadly, so why would I make the experience feel like a timed exam? That’s for fomo-driven social media algorithms, and we reject their mainstream pressures, remember?

So, ditch the “too late” guilt. Stop worrying about the calendar, trade the noise for an unconventional journey, and come find the friends who already get it.

Grab your Vaudeverse saga – Act I: Starter Pack, slingshot into the Vaudrium, and get ready for some meaningful engagement with a couple of stories that are waiting for you to catch up—at your own damn pace.

"But Michael ... why slog through a book so slowly if we can just binge it in a few hours and get it over with?"

Look, I’m not here to police your book consumption.

If you want to use my books as a coaster, that’s your prerogative (though my inner writer might weep a little).

But where’s the fun in that?

I mean … call me crazy … but I expect you to actually digest my stories—not skim through them—because the journey is spectacular.

See, I’m not just slinging stories for the heck of it. I’m obsessively focused on designing the most awe-inspiring reading experience possible for the stories I publish.

I write with deep intention (because meaning over ease, remember?), and your experience has to match the sweeping, fantastical insanity of the Vaudeverse Saga.

That’s why I’ve concocted these private read-along experiences—a spirited rebellion against the whole ‘consume-and-forget’ binge-read complex.

This is where we slow down and actually savor the narrative’s profound coherence.

I mean … why settle for a plain-vanilla read when you could have a breathtaking odyssey?

And if you’re one of the quirky souls who ‘gets it,’ listen up: committing to just one chapter a day unlocks not one, not two, but three truly phenomenal perks that propel you right into the heart of the action:

1️⃣ Reading a book in a chapter a day is a great way to tackle an otherwise intimidating novel (And I’m offering you two dense, complex, immersive, world-building heavy stories).

Have you ever finished a book and realized you couldn’t quite recall the names of the minor characters, or even a detailed map of the world you just spent twenty hours in?

That frantic feeling of trying to power through your to-be-read (TBR) pile often leaves you feeling stressed and behind, rather than immersed and satisfied.

When we insist on blazing through pages as if there’s a stopwatch ticking beside you—time races by.

It spins out of control. Or at least, it feels like it does.

You reach the end of a chapter and can’t remember how you got there. You flip to the next and already feel behind, as if there’s some invisible finish line you’re failing to reach. And you end up worried about the next book instead of enjoying the current one.

We live in an age addicted to acceleration—faster meals, faster scrolling, faster goals, faster everything. All this hustle inevitably leads to anxiety, not enjoyment.

People today are riddled with stress, anxiety, distraction, discontent. And one of the biggest culprits is this collective refusal to slow down. When you’re always sprinting, even at rest, you feel like you’re falling behind.

But…

When you read slowly—suuuuuuuuuuuper sloooooooowly—something strange happens.

Time stops obeying the rules.

It doesn’t rush. It doesn’t crawl.

It streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetches.

It dissolves. It slips away. It becomes irrelevant.

When you read slowly enough, you’re not reading in time anymore—you’re reading outside it.

And that’s the secret no one talks about: the slower you go, the faster you arrive.

Because when you take your time, time itself vanishes.

And paradoxically, you absorb more. You remember more. You feel more.

The story seeps into you rather than just skimming the surface of your attention.

2️⃣ Another benefit of slowing down is encouraging savoring of a book’s language, characters, and events, and engaging more deeply with the words on the page.

For fantasy readers, this technique is a game-changer. That world-building magic, those intricate plots, the slow-burn character development—they are meant to be savored.

Reading fast can be useful. I’m not against it. Some books invite you to race through them.

But when you slow the train down—really slow it down—you start to notice things:

The shadows between the sentences.
The pulse of emotion behind a single word.
The rhythm of breath between paragraphs.
The life within the language itself.

In that slowness, you rediscover what reading was meant to be: not an escape from time, but an expansion of it.

By dedicating yourself to a slow chapter, you connect with the characters on a deeper level, notice foreshadowing and lore you would have otherwise skimmed, and actually live in the story for a brief, perfect period.

This simple act of slowing down leads to wholeness. You trade worry for wonder, and anxiety for actual literary absorption.

The story—and you—finally have room to breathe.

The goal isn’t just to finish the book; it’s to experience it fully. When you step off the treadmill of hurried reading, you gain not only better comprehension but also a sense of peace.

You might find that when you slow down, time feels as if it doesn’t even exist, leaving you richer for the experience.

3️⃣ Another vital element of the chapter-a-day read-along is the community.

Reading can be a solitary act—just you, the page, and the private cinema of your imagination—but when you read with others, that solitude transforms.

The story becomes a shared space, a living conversation. Suddenly you’re not just reading a book; you’re reading together.

Every comment, every message, every “wait, did anyone else catch that??” adds another layer to the experience. What one person notices, another might miss. What one person feels deeply, another might help put into words.

It’s a collective discovery.

Each reader creates their own world in and beyond the story. No two imaginations ever build the same scene. Even if we’re all reading the same sentence, we each bring our own history, our own memories, our own secret meanings to it.

That’s what makes a community read-along so magical. You start to see the story refracted through dozens of different imaginations—and in that kaleidoscope, your own understanding deepens.

The book begins to give back more than you expected.

Because the more you ask of a book—the more you think about it, question it, live with it, talk about it—the more it reveals. The story grows in proportion to your curiosity.

Reading alone can be wonderful. But reading together?

That’s when the story starts to breathe. That’s when it stops being words on a page and becomes a shared world we build together, one chapter, one thought, one spark at a time.

But no pressure. You’re under no obligation to connect with anyone. The read-along is totally optional.

You can read Burn In Hades without ever interacting with our community if that’s your choice.

If you prefer to choose your own rhythm, your Starter Pack purchase includes a free copy of the ebook version that you may download for offline/binge reading.

And if you ever get behind or race ahead, no worries. Life happens.

One of the beautiful things about a chapter-a-day read-along is that if you miss a few days, it’s relatively easy to catch up. Each chapter typically takes only about 20-40 minutes to read.

Plus, you can orbit the community in silence for as long as you wish.

We respect what you want to put in and take away from the experience and will warmly welcome you inside if you change your mind and decide to start posting.

👥 Buddy-Up With Another Member (Optional)

Buddy-Up is precisely what it sounds like—the chance to read along with one or more other members.

Our Buddy-Up system in the Vaudrium allows you to connect with another member who has made the same progress as you.

Having a reading buddy means you get a second, different perspective that makes you reflect on things that you might otherwise never have considered while reading! 

Just as no two people will have shared the same experiences in their lives, no two people will interpret one and the same book completely identically.

Through your buddy’s eyes, you’re suddenly forced to pay attention to possibilities and details that you never even noticed, and it will make the reading experience so much more interesting!

Besides, sometimes it just helps to have two people looking for clues when trying to come up with brilliant theories. Particularly when you and your buddy are both absolute geniuses at finding and remembering information…

And what book nerd doesn’t love trying to guess plot twists way in advance? Who wouldn’t try to come up with lots of theories while reading?

It’s so satisfying!

But just like the read-along, matching up with a buddy is totally optional.

Ready to Plunge into the Vaudeverse Saga?

Because, my dear reader, the adventure doesn’t just stop on the page!

The only way to get your hands on this super-spicy, newly revised, and expanded 10th Anniversary Edition of Burn In Hades—complete with my preferred text, a brand-new lorebook that spills all the secrets of demons and twisted hellhounds, and two all-new bonus chapters—is by joining my exclusive private community, The Vaudrium!

That’s right, voyager! This isn’t just a book; it’s an invitation to a secret society of readers!

Imagine reading a chapter a day, savoring every single word, and doing it alongside other fantastic humans who are just as obsessed with fantastical worlds as you are!

No spoilers allowed, because our clever tech keeps you matched with readers at your pace! And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even buddy up with another Vaudrium member to unearth brilliant theories and guess plot twists together!

(Because who doesn’t love being a genius at finding clues, right?!)

So, if you’re ready to dive into the fiery chaos like never before, if you crave a community that celebrates every twisted turn and defiant victory, if you want to join a read-along experience that will bring the Underworld to life like never before and get access to a trove of glorious member-only bonuses…

Click the button below to discover how to unlock the gates of The Vaudrium and snag your copy of the Burn In Hades 10th Anniversary Edition, Plot Device, and all the wickedly awesome perks that come with being a Vaudrium member!

Don’t just stand there staring into the abyss! Your journey through the Underworld awaits, but only when you join the party!

Your Adventure Begins in
3… 2… 1…

So, What Happens the Second You Hit That "Checkout" Button Below?

You’ve decided to take the leap! Amazing!

Here’s the play-by-play of how you’ll go from curious visitor to a full-fledged member of our cozy rebellion.

It’s easier than escaping a fire-breathing elephant, I promise.

1️⃣ Your First Step: The Secure Portal.

Clicking the “Checkout” button below will teleport you to our secure checkout page, guarded by the powerful and trustworthy mages at Stripe. Your details are safer than a dragon’s favorite gold coin.

2️⃣ Your Second Step: The Magic Words.

Once you complete your purchase, the Vaudrium’s messenger owls (which look suspiciously like emails) will fly directly to your inbox with your secret login credentials.

3️⃣ Your Final Step: Welcome to the Weird…

With your new magic words ready to be cast, you’ll head to our private clubhouse (vaudrium.vaudeverse.com), log in, and officially step into the wonderful chaos. You’re in!

Your Grand Entrance & Welcome Wagon

The moment you cross the threshold, a few magical things will happen to help you plant your flag and find your footing:

Your Origin Story

You’ll get a quirky questionnaire (don’t worry—it’s just 3 questions) that cleverly becomes your first post in our “Introduce Yourself” channel. No awkward first-day jitters, just a perfect way to craft a grand entrance and tell us what kind of adventurer you are.

Create Your Character

You’ll be prompted to build out your member profile. Go wild. This is your Vaudrium identity!

A Note from the Infinity Principal

You’ll get a pre-recorded (but heartfelt!) welcome message directly from me, Michael Martin. (I’ll say hi for real later!).

Your Quest Map

Another email will land in your inbox with a friendly guide to help you explore all the nooks and crannies of The Vaudrium.

The Rules of Our Rebellion

You’ll get to see our community guidelines. They’re simple, designed to keep this place the wonderful, troll-free sanctuary it is.

Click the Button Below to Go To Checkout and Grab Your Vaudeverse Saga Act: I Starter Pack

ACT I: STARTER PACK
Your First Step Across the Fourth Wall.
$109.96
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/ one-time purchase
THE BURN IN HADES COMPLETE SET:
Burn in Hades (10th Anniversary Edition) (The complete ebook — a value of $19.99)
Burn In Hades Read-Along (The complete web novel, chapters delivered daily — usually a members-only $50 monthly subscription)
Burn In Hades Lorebook (Entries provide additional but nonessential information about topics of interest in the world of Burn In Hades — a value of $9.99)
THE PLOT DEVICE COMPETE COMPANION SET:
Plot Device (A Burn In Hades companion web novel — a value of $19.99)
Plot Device Read-Along (Chapters delivered daily — usually a members-only $50 monthly subscription)
Plot Device Lorebook (Entries provide additional but nonessential information about topics of interest in the world of Vaudeverse — a value of $9.99)
Total value: $109.96
All yours for just 27 bucks
Bonus: New releases become available for non-subscribers to purchase à la carte at least ONE month (or sometimes longer) AFTER the book’s launch day.
FREE SAMPLE CHAPTERS
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A 12-day read-along of my fantasy novel, Burn In Hades.
You’ll get one chapter a day delivered to your inbox for 12 straight days.
It’s a drip-feed of demons, bad decisions, and kinetic prose.
Consider it your risk-free test drive of the Vaudeverse Saga.
Plunge into the fiery chaos of the Underworld, meet Cross (the dead man with the bulletwound in his head), and see if my brand of off-kilter, mythological madness is your next great obsession.